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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker, were sittingin a bar
talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his martini, the doctor
said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a
diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the
diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she
will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer
said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of
pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the
like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip,
and she would have known that I loved her." The Biker then took a
big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary,
I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't
like the t-shirt, then she could go fuck herself